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The Fear | The Birth | The Camel | The Wedding

The Camel Club is one who's members have not had consensual sex with anyone for 3 or more months.

Once a camel club member has consensual sex they are expelled from the club (often only for the statutory stand down period of three months when they are allowed to rejoin free of charge).

The only way out !!.

NB: The Camel Club feels the need to disclose that membership cannot be terminated unless consensus on BOTH parties is strictly adhered to.

Rider to Clause 5(ii)

.... one may have exemption from the Camel on the condition that ones' spouse has past the first trimester of her pregnancy.....and until such time as she feels ready for future intercourse...

Clause 2(b);

The transfer of any monetary medium in the form of coins and/or bank notes* to ANY party for the purposes of sustained or momentary tension relief is not regarded as the dissolution of membership.

* (Includes credit / debit card transactions, share certificate transfers, letters of credit and stock options).

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