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	Pisces : February 19 to March 20 You are loyal, generous, and will help a friend who has fallen on hard times. You are also prone to dreaming your life away as if you are the star in a soft porn movie. Wake up before it's too late.

Rebecca McLeod
February 19

David Woodard
February 21

Andrew Hegan
February 22

Nina Johnston
March 2

Lawrence Malofie
March 5

Rhys Ellison
March 6

Matthew Woodard
March 6

Pip Donaldson
March 10

Joe Culling
March 15

Kent Atkinson
March 15

Quinn Gallagher
March 20

	Aries : March 21 to April 19 You are creative, open hearted, and high spirited although you can be reknowned for throwing your toys around on more than one occasion. One for the in store shop detective to keep an eye on.

Michael Woodard
March 24

Fred Johnson
March 25

Dave Pickard
March 29

Darren Malone
March 30

Amanda O'Dea
March 31

Mike Dorset
April 2

Mark Wood
April 8

Thomas Kelly
April 13

Phil Burley
April 16

Philip Aitken
April 19

	Taurus : April 20 to May 20 You are quiet, patient and affectionate. This can sometime lead to still sleeping with either Teddy or Gemima later in life but this can be treated with counselling. The male Taurus are big drinkers that have problems with pattern baldness.

Scott Tucker
April 21

Fraser Holland
April 25

Paul Wilton
May 2

Anna Atkinson
May 4

Des Hishon
May 6

Cushla Frewin
May 10

John Currie
May 10

Franseca Culy
May 11

Jo Lewis
May 14

Roger Patterson
May 16

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	Gemini : May 21 to June 20 You are clever with words, quick in thought, and fulll of ideas. Male Gemini are known to have either very large or very small genetalia. Preferred drink is Wine or Bourbon, sometimes home made.

Liam Gallagher
May 27

Margo Shepherd
May 29

Greg Timu
May 30

Gary Johnson
May 31

Anna Johnson
June 3

Prue Woodard
June 3

Roderick Smith
June 4

George Johnson
June 11

Maria Wikstrom
June 12

David Bowes
June 12

Fergus Lee
June 14

Blair Perry
June 19

	Cancer : June 21 to July 22 You are clever with words, quick in thought, and fulll of ideas. Always the first into the newsagent when the latest Penthouse or Manbeast comes out.

Brent Spillane
June 24

Phil Shepherd
June 24

Hugo Hunt
July 1

Neil Johnston
July 12

Matt Fanning
July 14

You are loyal, generous, and will help a friend who has fallen on hard times.

Steve Pool
July 14

Ian Browne
July 16

David Fanning
July 17

Steve Fellows
July 17

Leigh Hart
July 20

	Leo : July 23 to August 22 You are kind, open hearted and generous. You are the lover and the smooth talker who could talk your way out of a cookie mart.

Paul Johnson
July 24

Tony Whatman
July 31

Pam Roddick
August 7

Robbie Samson
August 8

Genevieve Wood
August 10

Katherine Smith
August 12

Steve Walters
August 19

Sarah Hood
August 22

	Virgo : August 23 to September 22 You are intelligent shy and charming. This often leads to cross dressing within closed doors and a peculiar fascination with the artichoke.

Kieron Strecker
August 23

Andrew Donaldson
August 24

Maggie Wood
August 26

Andrew Woodard
August 27

Mandy Harris
August 28

Adam Culy
September 5

Mark Johnson
September 8

Lyn Woodard
September 12

Mark Woodard
September 13

Gareth Woodard
September 15

Todd Spencer
September 17

Nicki Gallagher
September 18

John Wikstrom
September 22

	Libra : September 23 to October 22 You strive for balance and harmony. A born diplomat but also prone to becoming a Del Boy or Del Girl who will sell timeshares in Poland to your elderly Gran.

Tania Dew
September 25

Harry Upcott
September 25

Thor Bayer
September 26

Phil Gordine
October 3

Simon Kerr
October 3

Dean Blackwell
October 9

John Savage
October 10

Trent Cottle
October 16

John Collie
October 19

	Scorpio : October 23 to November 21 You are powerful, independent and passionate. The biggest drinkers of the zodiac who can be easily led to ashtrays if involved with smokers.

Greg Hart
October 26

John Loveridge
October 28

Charlie Anderson
November 1

Robert Ground
November 4

Rachelle Greene
November 9

Peter Hunt
November 13

Hamish Goulter
November 13

Helen Millais
November 14

Missy Bayer
November 16

Geoff Busch
November 19

Biance Summerfield
November 20

Fraser Moors
November 20

Andrew Golightly
November 20

	Sagittarius : November 22 to December 21 You are fun to be with, imaginative and clever. Known to get naked whilst on a bender although memory problems mean that all is soon forgotten until next time.

Kate Malone
November 25

Michael Pugh
November 28

Nicola Johnson
December 1

Andrew Hall
December 8

Caroline Barr
December 8

	Capricorn : December 22 to January 19 You are ambitious, cautious and determined. As a result you are always the first in line at the sales.

Benjamin Woodard
December 23

Michelle Monteiro
December 25

Mal Shivnan
December 28

Kate Hunt
January 1

Sarah Johnson
January 6

Nicora Lewis
January 6

Pippa McLeod
January 13

David Mayhew
January 13

	Aquarius : January 20 to February 18 You refuse to follow the crowd, are outgoing & eccentric. You can be prone to drinking large volumes of Bourbon or Sherry later in life.